VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRED!

If, like me, your reaction to the approach of Valentine's Day, and all the sickly-sweet goo that goes with it, is bah humbug, then you will be overjoyed to hear PCCW in Hong Kong are offering the ultimate Valentine's Day service. For the bargain price of HK$1 they will break up with your noy-so-loved-one via SMS and voicemail.

The soon-to-be-single other half receives an SMS from PCCW requesting they check their voicemail. Upon calling they will receive a messagen (in Cantonese) informing them "I don't want to waste both of our time. If we are not happy together, then perhaps we should break up. We can begin our lives again without each other and begin our search for happiness".

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