OUR I.T. DEPARTMENT

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WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING USELESS, BRAIN-DEAD, MORONIC WANKERS. THEIR SYSTEMS ARE COMPLETE FUCKING BOLLOCKS AND TOTALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO EVEN THE P.C. LITERATE LET ALONE THE REST OF US.

WE EMPLOY MORE PROGRAMMERS THAN MICROSOFT YET THEIR COMBINED TALENTS ARE UNABLE TO TAKE A NUMBER FROM AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND DROP IT INTO ANOTHER SYSTEM OF THEIR OWN DESIGN.

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN THAT BE?

MY GRANDMOTHER CAN BUILD BETTER, MORE USER-FRIENDLY AND EASIER TO MODIFY/UPDATE SYSTEMS AND SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A YEAR.

Phew.

That feels better.