MORE LUDICROUS BEHAVIOUR!

Attila just announced that he paid US$2,000 to ship a crib from Australia to Tokyo when his first kid was born because Japanese ones "aren't safe". At the last count there were 126,824,166 people in Japan, but they can't keep a baby safe? He is worried that their cribs don't conform to "international standards" so the baby could get it's head stuck.

Eh? Surely that depends on the size (and stupidity) of your babies head than the crib?

Anyway he's happier here in Honkers because he's confident Bumps-to-Babes will sell "international standard" cribs. So he will go to the western baby shop, not the local one. The fact there are 1,300,000,000 Chinese, and they are therefore clearly able to get most kids at least as far as breeding age, does not cut any mustard.

And they say Americans are insular and don't understand the rest of the world?