Tuesday, April 20, 2004

THERE ARE ADVANTAGES AFTER ALL TO BEING A LEICESTER CITY FOLLOWER...

At least there's no danger of Al-Qaeda loonies trying to do this at a Leciester City game. The chances of the stadium being full at any game are remote at best, and on most games there is enough room for 10 idiots to blow themselves up without hurting anyone else at all.

On the plus side of the plan though, if they had managed to blow themselves up during a game at least it would have made it worth watching because the sport itself is tedious in the extreme, and after all who is going to miss a few Man U fans? There are plenty to go around, and judging from the average crowd at the few soccer games I've been to in the last few years the worlds average IQ would go up significantly if we were to lose a few spectators now and then.