TAILOR-MADE

Have just returned from a very agreeable bit of Dim Sum in City Hall. To get there and back I had to run the gauntlet of hawkers by the Star Ferry asking if I wanted a suit making. There seem to be more of them every day, and they're becoming more persistent. Next time I'm thinking of saying no to a suit but asking one of them to make me a shirt with the words "NO I DON'T WANT A FCUKING SUIT" emblazoned across the front.