I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON

Was particularly unimpressed by the arrival of this morning. Bit of a sleepless night (goes with the "parent" territory I guess) and crap weather meant I was not in the best of moods and I still had to face a hot, humid and slow drive down the hill in an old car with a leaky roof and no air-con.

Solution?

Tom Jones - Reload - on at full blast on the stereo. Marvellous. I'm ready to take on the world.

And if you were one of the slightly alarmed looking people queuing outSide the US Embassy this morning staring at the gweilo in the small car singing along loudly and tunelessly to "sexbomb" then I'm sorry but the alternative was me gunning you all down in anger for looking at me in a funny way so look on the bright side.