STILL UNINSPIRED

So I thought I'd post a nice email scam I got this morning instead for your delight.

CALVARY GREETINGS,

I am a preacher with the Seed Harvesters Ministry,and I
will like to get advice from you.I believe the advice I
need is secular to some extent,but do have the patience to
understand my intention .

A few year's ago I was in Liberia where I had established a
little congregation where I preached regularly,but the
civil war escaleted and the church was converted to a
hospital of sourghts.

On one faith full day three Nigerian Soldiers came to me
and left trunks of Money with me and swore to come back for
it. When the war in Liberia intensified I deposited this
box in a security vault in Togo,I was escorted to Togo by
the ECOMOG soldiers who felt the content of the trunks were
documents and never cared to check the trunks,I was air
lifted to England with other refugees then,I stayed in
England and when I was getting fraustrated I returned to
Africa only to dicover that the three Soldiers died in
Battle while the last was decleared MIA (Missing in
Action).

Now I have the fund which is over Eleven Million
Dollars,but it lies in a security vault in a Security
Company in Europe,and I was contacted in a letter by the
security company asking me to indicate if I was in reciept
of the letter as a sign that I am living and still
subscribed for their service.

I am interested in using this money,in re organisation of
the work,so i redirected the consignment to the Europe,to
take it out of my sight.but I need someone who will be able
to use the fund better maybe for charity or something
universally profitable,

I have thought of doing it myself but,my ministry is the
apocalypse and I believe and preach the soon coming of the
Lord which make me not indulgent in reliance on money or
wealth in any form.I also do not have the money that has
accrued on the service and safe deposit of the company that
holds the fund,I will be glad if you have any interest in
the direction of maybe managing or transmitting the fund as
you prefer in your capacity and understanding. Please if
you are interested,i would want you to send me the
following informations:

1.your legitimate name,

2.your contact address,

3.your phone number,

4.your fax number.

with all these informations,i will take it that you are
interested and the beneficiary will be changed to you in
provision of the above informations,and as such you will be
the only one who can lay claims to the fund and then,i will
give you the security code number with which you will use
to claim the consignment from the security company . but i
want you to note clearly that you will pay for the handling
charges before the consignment can be released to you and
you will promise me that you will use the fund for good
deeds. I will be glad to get a response from you to
indicate your interest.

STAY BLESSED IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST (AMEN)

REGARDS
REV JOHN KINGSLEY

N.B PLEASE REPLY TO THIS EMAIL:

(I have deleted his email address just in case anyone takes this seriously. If you really want to give him those details then please send them to me instead, and I shall alert the police that you are too stupid to be allowed out alone.)