NEW P.C.

Tonight is the night my new p.c. gets delivered. Thanks to the invaluable help of Shaky it has lots of Gigabytes, lots of Gigahertz, some RAMs, some ROMs, a couple of hard drives, some bits made by Intel, Windows XP, bluetooth, a wireless keyboard, a wireless mouse and most importantly a 17" LCD screen (that's the only part I understand).

Finally our 4 yr old Dell will be put out of it's increasing misery.

Or alternatively I shall come in tomorrow swearing, effing and blinding at how hard it is to get bloody computers to work.

I know which is more likely given my track record.