Friday, February 25, 2005

TOP ADVICE

I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other night (Ye I do watch it voluntarily, and yes I do enjoy it and find it funny. It makes me feel much better to know that no matter how low I stoop there is always someone else out there who is a bigger slob than me). Anyway while watching I heard possibly the best piece of advice ever dispensed on television.

Ted Allen, the food and wine guy, was going through some more schmucks alcohol collection, which was a very sorry mix of cheap and nasty wines and spirits.

He called the poor sap over and offered him this tip....

"Life's too short to drink cheap booze"

An excellent piece of advice which I think will have to become part of my philosophy of life.