YET ANOTHER CHRISTMAS JOKE


A small boy goes christmas shopping with his grandfather, but there are hundreds of people in the shopping mall and he soon gets seperated from his grandfather. Fortunately his grandfather had had the foresight to tell him what to do in case this happened, so, remembering his grandfathers instructions, he finds a policeman and tells him "I've lost my grandad". The policeman says "Don't worry lad. We'll find him for you. What's he like ?" The little boy replied "Jack Daniels and birds with big tits "

Boom boom....