AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

The Democratic party copnvention is now 11 minutes old, and, thanks to the wonder of live CNN, Attila is watching and commenting on every single mooment. He is driving me insane. Do Americans not understand that no-one else gives a flying fcuk about some pointless convention? I don't go about the Labour or Conservative party annual shindigs so why can't they just leave the rest of us in peace.

This thing goes on for 4 days for gods sake. Never has the prospect of cattle class to Mud Island tonight seemed so appealing.